Battle of the red and blue agents
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Ever wanted to settle a beef with your buddy using nothing but scissors, sledgehammers, and pure ragdoll chaos? This is basically a low-budget Supreme Duelist Stickman clone where you launch stickmen at each other across tiny arenas until someone eats dirt. Pick your weapon, choose a weird location (including a moving truck, because why not), and watch the physics engine turn combat into a hilarious mess. It's a quick-hit brawler that's perfect for killing five minutes or settling who gets the last slice of pizza.
Key Features
- Three Game Modes: Solo battles against AI, local multiplayer on the same device, and a survival mode where you fight waves of stickmen.
- Variety of Arenas: Fight on floating platforms, green hills, and even the roof of a speeding semi-truck.
- Physics-Based Combat: No button-mashing here—your stickman swings weapons automatically based on joystick direction, making every fight unpredictable.
- Tons of Weapons: From pixelated pickaxes to dual lightsabers (yes, really), plus guns that shoot glowing projectiles.
How to Play Battle of the red and blue agents
Getting started takes two seconds, but winning consistently? That's the tricky part.
Master the Physics Controls
You move your stickman with WASD or arrow keys on desktop (or a virtual joystick on mobile). Here's the twist: there's no attack button. Push the joystick in any direction and your character automatically swings whatever weapon they're holding. It feels weird at first—like trying to fight while drunk—but once you get the timing down, you can launch opponents off platforms or smack them mid-air.
Survive Your Opponent's Attacks
Your enemy is doing the exact same chaotic swinging you are. The arenas are small, so there's nowhere to hide. You need to bait them into whiffing a swing, then close the gap before they recover. Environmental hazards like TNT blocks and banana peels add extra chaos. One bad step and you're flying off the stage like a cartoon character.
Win Rounds and Switch Locations
Each fight ends when one stickman gets knocked out or falls off the map. In single-player, the scene changes after every victory, keeping things fresh. Survival mode just keeps throwing more enemies at you until you finally lose. There's no deep progression system—just pick a new weapon or skin and jump back in.
Who is Battle of the red and blue agents for?
This is designed for very young kids (think ages 5-10) and ultra-casual mobile players who want zero commitment. If you're looking for a deep fighting game with combos and frame data, keep walking. But if you need something goofy to play with a little sibling or want to zone out for a few minutes, it delivers exactly that. The controls are simple enough for anyone, and the ragdoll physics guarantee at least a few laughs per session.
The Gameplay Vibe
It's pure mindless button-mashing chaos. The visual style is... rough. Like, "someone downloaded free Unity assets and slapped them together" rough. You've got mismatched pixel art weapons next to flat-shaded stickmen on bright neon backgrounds. I spotted blatant rip-offs—a Minecraft Steve mask here, Darth Vader's outfit there—which screams "asset flip." The physics are the only real charm: watching your stickman flail through the air after getting smacked by a sledgehammer never gets old. There's no music to speak of, just basic sound effects. Honestly, it feels like a mobile game that got hastily ported to browser.
Technical Check: Saves & Performance
The game saves your progress automatically using browser cache, so don't panic if you close the tab. Just avoid clearing your browsing data or you'll lose everything. Performance-wise, it runs smooth even on potato laptops—the graphics are so basic that even a five-year-old Chromebook can handle it. Mobile performance is solid too, though the on-screen joystick can feel a bit slippery on smaller phones.
Quick Verdict: Pros & Cons
It's a throwaway time-waster that does exactly what it promises and nothing more.
- ✅ Pro: Instant action—no tutorials, no story, just pure fighting from the first second.
- ✅ Pro: Local multiplayer on the same device makes it great for quick couch battles.
- ❌ Con: The blatant IP theft (Minecraft and Star Wars assets) is embarrassing, and the art style looks like a kindergarten collage.
Controls
They're responsive enough, though the automatic attack system takes practice. You'll definitely whiff a lot of swings at first.
- Desktop: WASD or Arrow Keys to move and auto-attack in the direction you're moving.
- Mobile: Virtual joystick on the right side of the screen—drag to move and attack.
Release Date & Developer
Developed by VSEGON and released on January 1, 2023. It's a hyper-casual browser game clearly targeting the mobile market.
