Stealth robbery of a house together

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Ever wondered what Robbery Bob would look like if it had a baby with a split-screen couch co-op game from 2005? This is it. You're sneaking through bizarrely colorful houses, grabbing furniture (yes, entire sofas), and hauling everything to a van while security guards patrol in circles. The goal is simple: steal as much as you can without getting caught, fill up a progress bar, and escape. It's chaotic, it's silly, and it's designed for quick bursts of fun—whether you're solo or sharing a screen with a friend.

Key Features

• Local Co-op Chaos: Play with a friend on the same device—one person uses WASD, the other uses arrow keys.
• Runs on Anything: Low-poly graphics mean this works on older phones and cheap laptops without lag.
• Quick Heist Loops: Each level takes about a minute—grab loot, dodge guards, get to the van.
• Physics-Based Mayhem: Knock over tables, block doorways, and watch guards freak out when you sprint past them.

How to Play Stealth robbery of a house together

It's dead simple to start, but staying undetected takes some patience. Here's how the heist breaks down.

Sneaking Around the House

You navigate top-down mazes filled with curved walls and scattered furniture. Move with WASD (or arrow keys if you're player two) and avoid the bright red vision cones that guards sweep around. If you walk into their line of sight, they'll chase you. You can run, but stamina isn't infinite, so timing matters. The controls are responsive enough, though the floaty movement takes a second to get used to.

Grabbing the Loot and Dodging Guards

Yellow stacks mark the valuable items—grab them and carry them back to the van parked at the level's edge. Bigger items fill the progress bar faster, but they slow you down. Guards patrol predictable paths, so you can memorize routes after a death or two. When they spot you, exclamation marks pop up, and the chase is on. You can hide behind walls or throw objects to distract them, but mostly you just sprint and pray.

Filling the Van to Win

Each trip to the van adds to your completion percentage. Once the bar hits 100%, you beat the level. The catch? Guards get faster and more numerous as you progress. Later levels turn into frantic loops of grab-run-drop-repeat. In co-op, one player can distract while the other loots, which is the only real strategy that works consistently.

Who is Stealth robbery of a house together for?

This is perfect for casual gamers who want something brainless to mess around with for 10 minutes. Kids will love the goofy physics and bright colors—there's no violence, just cartoon guards yelling and chasing. If you're looking for deep strategy or a challenge that respects your time, look elsewhere. This is pure "toilet gaming"—fun for a few rounds, forgettable after that. The co-op mode is the real draw if you have a sibling or friend next to you who wants to yell at the screen together.

The Gameplay Vibe

It's fast, messy, and loud in the best hyper-casual way. The visuals are flat and low-budget—primary colors everywhere, no textures, just basic shapes. Think early mobile games from 2012. The guards look like blocky action figures, and the houses feel randomly generated with weird curved hallways that don't make architectural sense. There's no music worth remembering, just generic stealth-game beeps and guard alert sounds that get annoying after the fifth level. The physics are janky on purpose, which makes carrying a giant couch through a doorway funnier than it should be.

Technical Check: Saves & Performance

The game saves your progress automatically through browser cache, so you won't lose your spot unless you clear your cookies. Performance is smooth even on older hardware—I tested it on a mid-range phone and didn't see a single frame drop. Load times are nearly instant, which is great for a pick-up-and-play experience. Just don't expect cloud saves; if you switch devices, you're starting over.

Quick Verdict: Pros & Cons

A decent time-killer with a fun co-op twist, but it wears out its welcome quickly.

• ✅ Pro: Instant action with zero learning curve—just move and steal.
• ✅ Pro: Split-screen co-op on the same device is rare and works well here.
• ❌ Con: Gets repetitive fast—every level feels like the last one with slightly more guards.

Controls

Responsive enough for what the game asks of you. No fancy combos, just basic movement.

• Desktop: Player 1 uses W, A, S, D to move. Player 2 uses Arrow Keys.
• Mobile: Tap and drag on the left or right side of the screen depending on whether you're playing solo or co-op.

Release Date & Developer

Developed by 12dsender12@gmail.com and released on June 6, 2025. It's a solo or small-team indie project built in Unity, and it shows in the rough-around-the-edges presentation.