I am Cat

I am Cat - Play Online

Ever played Catlateral Damage or watched the chaos in Untitled Goose Game? This is that vibe, but you're a house cat on a destruction spree. Your mission is simple: wreck your owner's house as fast as possible. Knock over bowls, shove furniture, smash Christmas decorations, and climb the leaderboard. It's a race against the clock where being a complete jerk is the goal.

Key Features

• Score-Chasing Destruction: Break 50 objects per level and compete for the fastest time.
• First-Person Cat Chaos: See those adorable paws swatting at everything in your path.
• Low-Spec Friendly: Runs smooth on older PCs and basic mobile devices—no high-end hardware needed.
• Instant Replay Value: Each run is under 2 minutes, perfect for "just one more try" sessions.

How to Play I am Cat

Jump in, start pushing stuff, and watch the destruction counter climb. The challenge is doing it fast enough to beat other players.

Master the Push Mechanic

You move around in first-person using WASD on desktop or the joystick on mobile. Aim your camera at an object—bowls, chairs, pizza slices, literally anything—and hit the left mouse button or attack button to swat it. The object flies, you hear a satisfying crash, and your score ticks up. That's the core loop.

Beat the Timer

You've got roughly 60-90 seconds to destroy 50 items. The countdown is brutal. You'll panic, miss easy targets, and accidentally jump when you meant to push. The time pressure turns what should be a chill cat sim into a frantic sprint through living rooms and kitchens. Don't waste time admiring the Christmas tree—knock it over.

Chase the Leaderboard

Once you hit 50 destroyed objects, your time gets logged. Faster runs rank higher. You'll restart immediately to shave off seconds, finding optimal routes through the house. It's surprisingly competitive for a game about being a bad pet.

Who is I am Cat for?

Perfect for kids and casual players who want quick, silly fun without any learning curve. If you've got 2 minutes between tasks or you're waiting for something to load, this works. It's also solid for anyone who finds stress relief in controlled virtual chaos—therapy through destruction, basically. Not for players looking for deep mechanics or long campaigns.

The Gameplay Vibe

It's frantic and goofy. The low-poly visuals are flat and basic—think early Unity asset pack stuff with zero texture detail and bright, flat lighting. It's not ugly, just aggressively simple. No music stood out to me; you mostly hear the thud of objects hitting the floor. The physics are floaty and exaggerated, which adds to the comedy when a bowl launches across the room from a tiny paw tap. It feels like a game jam project stretched into a speedrun challenge.

Technical Check: Saves & Performance

The game saves your leaderboard times automatically in your browser cache, so don't clear your data if you want to keep your records. Performance is rock-solid even on older machines—the low-poly art style means it'll run on pretty much anything with a browser. Load times are instant, and I had zero lag on both desktop and mobile testing.

Quick Verdict: Pros & Cons

A mindless, mildly addictive time-attack game that nails the "chaotic cat" fantasy without overstaying its welcome.

• ✅ Pro: Instant satisfaction—push button, thing breaks, dopamine hits.
• ✅ Pro: Actually runs on mobile without turning your phone into a hot plate.
• ❌ Con: Gets repetitive fast. After 10 runs, you've seen everything the game offers.

Controls

Responsive enough for a speedrun game. The mouse camera is smooth on PC, though mobile touch rotation can feel a bit sluggish when you're hunting for that last object.

• Desktop: WASD to move, Mouse to look, Left Click to push objects, Space to jump.
• Mobile: Virtual joystick for movement, swipe right side of screen for camera, dedicated Attack and Jump buttons.

Release Date & Developer

Developed by Твои Любимые Игры and released on March 8, 2025. It's a straightforward Unity project aimed at the hypercasual browser game crowd.